Thanks to all of you who have bought presents off my wishlist and sent me very nice giftcards!!! Mike, Kalan, Brian, cumtoes, sissyben, Curtis, Ray, Bernie and soloman…. you guys didnt forget me and I have not forgotten YOU! Check your emails for a more personal thank you from me for making my big day special I am available today (Friday 6/19) off Saturday to a Car show then a beach party and I will be here Sunday 6/20/09 On 6/21/09 I will be up in the air on a Delta jet drinking champagne in the first class cabin… if you see me feel free to say hello! I will be away from the phones till 6/27/09……… catch me while I am still here!

Dearest Mean Girl Kennedy,

I have enjoyed speaking with you and got almost hard when I read your blog, I luv being degraded by you. It is rare that someone understands my Fat Ass!! I thought since you find me soooo laughable, I would fill you in about myself so that you can get the maximum enjoyment when I call you. Here is the Top Ten reasons idiotic loser moronic things about me:

10. I got my first humiliation hard on at 30 lbs overweight when eating at McD’s & a hot girl laughed at called me the “Hamburgler” as I sat down for the 5,000 calorie McMeal.

9. A local donut store makes me a custom cock n balls donut that is large enough where they can write “Fat Ass” in icing for me. It is triple cream filled (I kid you not and can take a pic of my next one for ya) & just have to call in advance can eat it the next day!

8. My dick is shrinking, used to be 5 1/2 inches but since I can only get semi-hard now (it’s a fat consequence) the Dr. said my penis ligaments can no longer stretch and my penis muscle is in atrophy. She will not prescribe me Viagra for masturbatory purposes.

7. I eat 10,000 calories most days (is that enough?)

6. I have broken 4 restaraunt chairs when sitting down

5. I cannot fit through most store doors without the other one being open & sometimes need help from someone to open the other door while I waddle through

4. I used to have self esteem and be normal but when I got overweight I enjoyed the humiliation more than sex

3. Recently I have begun wearing a 44DD bra to hold my man boobs (going to get them pierced!)

2. The only way I can pleasure myself is to binge on food then I have to wear suspsenders to hold up my fat roll so I can reach my shrinking half hard pee pee & rub it off. It no longer shoots just dribbles (sooo sad)

1. My money is dedicated to calling NF and eating

Well, I hope that gives you enough ammunition to shred me to pieces. I am going to start eating now, if you want me to call just reply.

Sincerely,

Fat Ass

I get aroused abusing fat pigs like him and we truly have a very special relationship. When I was talking to Fat Ass I heard some noise in the background. Fat Ass said it was *Total Body Makeover* I asked why a piece of shit like him was watching this show? Fat Ass said so he can learn WHAT NOT TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GO THE OPPOSITE WAY!!! hahahahahA!
I asked the fat fuck what he had eaten so far that morning and he said he had the following.

1 box of honey nut cereal
1 box of Eggo waffles with butter,syrup and whipped cream.

For lunch the fucker ate

1 lb of pastrami, cheese, mayo and a ENTIRE loaf of French bread.

A few days had gone by and I had not heard from lard ass and then he called and told me he had challenged a BBW cam girl to a eating contest on cam…. LOL Here was the challenge
2 40 oz Schlitz Beers (SKUNK PISS)
I Family sized box of Lasagne
1 entire Marie Calenders cheesecake
1 entire box of double stuffed oreos

All this had to be done with NO HANDS! I told lard ass I wanted to hear the outcome and I got the following email

Dearest Mean Girl Kennedy,

Actually feeling very depressed after devouring my opponent. Even with a noticeably smaller trough, she bowed out in just under an 50 minutes of the Pig-Fest. A formidable opponent, she cleared out the entire lasagna and most of the cheesecake before hitting the trough wall. I admit, I was dying too after 35 minutes and had to take a breather. After snorting up a considerable amount of milk and cookies she went back to the cheesecake. Every bite was a challenge as she stuffed her face, then she started to spit up when she swallowed & I knew I had her. She continued but with every other swallow she spit up and gave up. She then challenged me to keep eating and gave me hatred like I had never heard before. Oinking & Snorting I continued to eat while fucking a grapefruit & exploded like never before with still quite a bit of trough left. I really feel sick and shitty and stupid which was the point but never this low. I wanted to give you an update but feel this is too ridiculous. At this point I think I should retire from the retardation and go back to being normal.

Fat Ass

Normal??? what is normal to a out of control fat piece of shit who stuffs his face everyday?? I cannot wait to hear from Fatty again!!

I sent a really fun pay to view game out the other day and got a beautiful email from one of my clients… I love hearing from my boys on what they thought of my games, which I know are a ton of fun!!

Hi.Normally I wouldn’t bother you, but you did ask me to email you to let you know what I did while looking at your pictures.

I downloaded all three while I was still fully clothed, just thought I’d take a peek at the NiteFlirt mail. Still fully clothed, I opened the first one, Bedtime Green. I expected to see you laying on the bed in lingerie, so when I saw your incredible body fully nude I just had to stare. Those full, natural breasts, that shaved pussy, back to your pretty face, framed by your beautiful hair. I followed the curves again. My stomach was getting butterflies, my dick started growing in my underwear. I couldn’t stop staring. Finally, on to the next one. Oh, the smooth body, those pretty blue eyes, I’m getting harder. I lost track of how much time I spent staring. On to the pussy shot. MMMM.

Well, I was too aroused now. I needed release. I took my laptop upstairs so I could get naked and give you worship strokes while I stared. While my computer was booting up, I got a shoestring to tie up my little balls. I criss-crossed the rope around them to tie them separately, then tied another shoestring around them both to squeeze them together. I want to make my orgasm painful because I hate my little penis and balls, and I should be punished for jerking off to a young woman who could be my daughter.

I set up your three pictures to run in slide show mode, so they would fill the full screen, and I would have both hands free. I stuck two fingers up my asshole, massaging my prostrate, as I stroked my little boner. I couldn’t believe such a beautiful Goddess was allowing me to see her naked. I was twisting the skin around my little cock, fucking my fist, getting so excited. After about 15 minutes I was able to shoot my little disgusting load. I was told that everytime I cum I have to clean myself by eating it all, and that is what I did. All the while wondering what you would be thinking if you were watching me with those incredible blue eyes while I cleaned up my own cum by eating eat.

Thank you so much,
(name removed)

My birthday is on June 25th. The presents have already started to roll in, I love everything that has been sent and REALLY like the Spa Day that Mike got me. Keep it coming boys!! I am taking calls all week except tommorro, Tuesday June 2nd I will be away.

I had fun watching my forced eating fat fuck on cam yesterday. Have you ever seen anyone on a forced diet? LOL this seems to be really popular right now. He ate three big troughfuls of cereal and a gallon of milk blech!!! all the while I was watching via webcam and laughing my ass off!!

But the golden winner of the pig of the year award goes to stuffmyholes…. O M G this fucking loser started calling last year, he met some skanky stripper and she made him a bet he couldnt gain a bunch of weight. After she got him fat she took off and dumped his fat ass LOL. The fucker called a few days ago and I about died listening to what he had stuffed in his mouth. First and foremost the fat fuck is almost tipping the scales at 300 lbs of blubber. For lunch he had a ENTIRE chicken, a full container of mashed pototos, Rolls and Corn from KFC. Do you know how much food that is fat boy? you turn my stomach!! He was then going to waddle up to McDonalds. The fat fuck can no longer drive his car because he is too fat to fit in the drivers seat. He was going to eat 2 double quarter pounders, 20 piece mcnuggets, 2 large fries and a large chocolate shake. To aid in his humiliation the fucker also orders a diet coke LMAO OMG what a site that would be!!

I love these kinds of calls! I love when you guys KNOW what you want to talk about and are not afraid to tell me I had a blast with the fat fucker and I cant wait for his return. I am taking calls all day today May 15th and then will be off tommorro but will return on Sunday If you have never experienced my super fun sessions you can talk to me for free by signing up through my call button located here….

That way you can take me out for a test and if you dont like me then simply hang up! I have never had anyone not be satisfied (except for assholes who do not READ that I am NOT
a switch!)

Do you want to play my super fun (with naked pics) Jack off game? start here

Get your UNLIMITED MEMBERS AREA PASS!! see ALL my hot as fuck strip tease videos and all my naughty photos!!

I had a creep call the other day and I want to share with you what he was attempting to do. The idiot sent me some photos of himself and also his cell phone number. Let me remind you that he only had been on the phone with me for 20 minutes. Do you really think I am going to call your cheap ass back because you ran out of money? LMAO he also kept saying he was the best looking guy in the world and tried to compare himself to James Bond WTF?? anyways back to his photo…. he kept talking about his *ripped* body and his good looks… I did open the photos while he was on the phone (and for the record this is the ONLY time I will look at your pictures, so all you flea bag fucks who think I look at your photos for free are only getting DELETED) So I open this photo up lol he has a receeding hair line, his ears stick out like Dumbo and his body is BORING. He gets pissed off when I tell him what I really think. I often ask myself why the fuck some of you think I am going to fall all over you and kiss your ass…. it is just NOT going to happen creep! I am called Mean Girl for a reason. Anyways Mr. Receeding hair line runs out of money and hangs up. Before I can move to my computer he has sent me three photos and his phone number. The cunt stain calls back and called me a bitch so I hung up on his ass. I am tempted to start posting his phone number and photos on gay dating sites, he was a stupid fuck for sending it to me unsolicited. So many of you are well behaved and would never do this stupid ass shit, I thought I would share the joy of the Dumbasses that do try hahaha.

My favorite cuckboy Meatball called for some outstanding phone fun!! I love talking to him as I weave tales about his wife. I know how much fun you had and thanks for the fantastic feedback

Spoiled Brat Dave has been gone for months and is now back to get his ass beat. As you recall the fucker always gets his way and shows up on the phone with a paddle and I beat his ass till he is in tears. I LOVE spanking calls and I love you fuckers who will hit yourself for my amusement.

Dougie is back! The poor thing has been hassled by losers on yahoo messanger. I dont know how Dougie gets in the binds that he is in. Dougie got his ass beat by me before I left for my trip. Dougie knows I am the superior sex and he is NOTHING without me

I am back from traveling and will be taking calls all week long. Catch up with me on what you did over the weekend!!! I am all ears

I have been gaining lots of new customers over the last few weeks. Some of you do not have the first clue about what it is to talk to a Mean Girl… let me give you some tips that will make your call more enjoyable.

Remember that YOU called me. Do not sit in silence… my crystal ball is in the shop and it only makes you look like a total jackass.

I love to hear all your twisted stories. Nothing is taboo with me. Tell me what is on your mind and lets go with it! I am very good at what I do and you will not be dissapointed.

I never ever switch so if you are looking for a sub you need to keep on looking.

Do not send me emails asking if you can call. if it says AVAILABLE then pick up the phone. I do not sit around my computer waiting for emails from callers.

Do not send your cut copy and paste emails that you are also sending out to all the other girls. YES we talk, YES we have a loser list YES we know when you are full of bullshit.

When you send photos without calling I will not open them until you are on the phone. If you treat me right I will treat you wonderfully. If you cannot figure out how to treat me then you will get the same.

I appreciate everything that you buy for me off my wishlist or when you send me gift cards. A real sub knows that his Mistress should be treated with nice things.

For some reason lots of you are calling on the wrong lines. Do not call on my cheaper line to try and do forced intox. That has happened four times over the last few days and guess what? You have got to pay to play you dumbass!!

I love hardcore humiliation, strap on play, forced intox, wallet raping, pay to view games ect ect. I am not a *sensual* Dom nor will I lower my prices because you are too fucking cheap.

I hope this clears up many of the things I have dealt with on a day to day basis. I will be here all week except for Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Your Mean girl is off on another mini Vacation thanks to Tim!!

I got to meet a really, really nice guy who is in the Army. He sent me some photos and the guy looks just like Brad Pitt. It was so nice to talk to someone with some manners for once! Sully if you are reading this I had a fantastic time with you and hope we can do it again someday! Good luck with those 50 dates you have lined up

LilLoser the one balled wonder boy was back for more action. This skinny, bushy haired, one balled boy has the biggest cock I have seen in a long time. He looks JUST like Screech from saved by the Bell LOLOL he is sooo fun to tease and laugh at, and the fact he has ONE Ball makes it even more entertaining!!

I got together over the weekend with some of my Domme friends who also take calls on NF and I am not surprised to hear of one loser who likes to lie and say he is geting you things then the piece of shit never sends it off LOL the guy sounds like the worlds biggest faggot on the phone, he is sooo full of shit it is not even funny. NO ONE believes a word he says or is impressed with his lame ass stories. Guess what bitch boy… we have all had sooo much fun using your pathetic ass!!! he tries to panhandle and get freebies on instant messanger. Guess what fucktard, this is a place of business so either pay for our time like all our other clients or fuck off you piece of shit! any of my Dom friends who need to know who this is can email me. We will continue to play his game and take his money and pretend like we give a shit about him LOL.

Martin~ I have sent you the photos of me wearing all the really nice boots, shoes and clothes you bought me. Thank you so much for being a real submissive that does not tell stupid lies!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!

Sean~ Bottle of Inis perfume from Ireland…. thank you, you know it is one of my favorites!

Glen~ Irish Gift basket full of wonderful things from County Claire. The chocolates and soaps were fantastic!

*DM*~ Three beautiful pieces from Waterford Crystal.

John~ two wonderful Irish music CDs

sissyTia~ Michael Flahtleys dance dvds!! WOW love it!!

Mark~ Amazon gift card.

Tonyboy is still in the clutches of my grip and continues to confess all his dirty secrets. He called me from his car this morning and I had soooo much fun making him do *things* that brought a lot of attention to him. Tony admits I am the only one who offers any kind of thrill in his life, his boring vanilla wife just does not do it for him. I agree that Vanilla is booorrriiinnnnnggggggggggg.

Prisslace~ We had the best time today!!! Prisslace is a cross dressing sissy and her whole world is shopping and more shopping!! she likes to take me to online stores and we both fill up our baskets of goodies Priss bought me some really sexy panties and some really kick ass shoes. She has excellent taste and I always look forward to our time together.

For those of you who send me emails with long stories and photos. I get hundreds of emails a day and will not read long ones or look at ANY photos till you are on the phone with me. That way it is fresh in my mind and you can tell me your story in person.

Some of you have been bitching that my phone is always busy HAHAHAHA guess what? first come, first served. I do have to admit I have been spending a lot of time with dougie. dougie has gotten some hardcore thrashings over the last couple of days. dougie is fun because he knows his place. THANK YOU dougie for our fun thrashing times together. I love to beat dougies ass and hear him whimper and cry like a bitch. He loves my magic wand more then words can describe LOL. Just remember one thing…I ALWAYS WIN. I will be available all day today, tommorro after 11 am EST and over the weekend for your listening pleasure. IF you want a specific time and you are one of my regulars, send me a email and I will reserve that spot for you. See you boys later!